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Oh, and I'm Cory.

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	      <title><![CDATA[MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2009]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/4153251/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>Yet another epic failure. Lately MTV's award shows have been pretty shitty. MTV in general has been pretty shitty. But enough of that. Sit back and enjoy or completely disagree with my rant about last night's MTV Movie Awards.<br /> <br /> There were so many awesome movies up for nominee. So many awesome ones. :D<br /> Alas, Twilight took the manority of awards home.<br /> <br /> I officially loathe anything Twilight. This of course is my honest, harsh opinion. I perfer zombies over vampires any day unless they have to do with <a href="http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p50/_IRISH_BABE_/Panic%20At%20the%20Disco/vampire.jpg">Brendon Urie</a> or <a href="http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k349/theravenchilde/terrifying_yet_sexy.jpg">William Beckett</a>. But that's just me. The books are not my cans of iced tea. The movie, I tried watching it with an open mind and see what all the fuss is about but erm, I ended up being uncomfortable in trying so hard to sit and watch it. My mommy didn't even like the movie and she wuvs vampires.<br /> <br /> As for <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/movie_awards_2009/twilight_at_the_awards/best_breakthough_male_250x365_1.jpg">Robert Pattinson</a>, the only thing attractive about him is the fact that he's foreign and perhaps his eye color. There are WAY more attractive vampires out there. For example, <a href="http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/teampanic/Brendon%20Urie/vampire.jpg">Brendon Urie</a>, <a href="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users15/ryrosbunny/default/vampire-william-beckett--large-msg-116845030307.jpg">William Beckett</a> and in some cases <a href="http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii196/XxMyChEmIcAlRoMaNcExX_2008/Pete_Wentz_as_a_hot_vampire--large-.jpg">Peter Wentz</a>. :)<br /> <br /> I like <a href="http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2009/photo/flipbook/09-red-carpet/kristen_stewart_picture_group12174.jpg">Kristen Stewart</a> as an actress and she looked spectacular and all but seriously? I think that <a href="http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/m/2009_movie_awards/nominees_flip/23_house_bunny.jpg">Anna Faris</a> should have won for best female actress, or maybe I'm just a huge fan of hers.<br /> <br /> Highlights of the award show were <a href="http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2009/photo/flipbook/09-winners/ben-stiller-kiefer-sutherland-zac-efron-triumph_88087116.jpg">Ben Fucking Stiller</a> winning the generation award, Eminiem <a href="http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2009/photo/flipbook/09-presenters/bruno_88087446.jpg">getting angry</a> at an award show yet again, seeing <a href="http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/movieawards/2009/photo/flipbook/09-winners/jim-carey_88086969.jpg">Jim Carey</a> and thinking too much about how he reminds me of <a href="http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3100000/Mitchell-livelavalive-mitchell-davis-3111323-360-540.jpg">Mitchell Davis</a>, and the preview to Harry Potter and <a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/396566/exclusive-harry-potter-and-the-half-blood-prince-clip-voldemorts-beginnings.jhtml#id=1611658">The Half Blood Prince</a>.<br /> <br /> But anyway, I really think that shallow teenies took over this award show hands down.<br /> <br /> Any arguments, place 'em down there.</p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>mtv</category>
		  		  	<category>mtv movie awards 2009</category>
		  		  	<category>snowjobxblowjob</category>
		  		  	<category>twilight</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-06-01T17:14:19Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[2009, Here I Come.]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/3564981/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[I remember Janurary 1st 2008 around 12:01 AM, thinking:<br><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Well woopdie doo!</span><br><div style="text-align: left;">I was watching MTV looking at Travis McCoy and Tila Tequila hugging. I just didn't care that a new year was coming. My 2007 had been pretty shitty and dramatic. So, needless to say, the beginning of my 2008 wasn't the best. Up until February. Feburary, I started to realize how easily I could get swept off my feet by a girl. She is a wonderful person, still. But that died down and a little deeper into the year some strange stuff started happening. Unmentionable things.<br><br>On June 7th, 2008 I starting going out with someone. We are currently still together, and considering my past with that person well, I'm pretty proud. That's when things started looking up. It wasn't that she made it better, it was that I started saying "Fuck It." I cared about things and thought about things too much. That's currently still my problem. But let's get more positive.<br><br>In the summer of 2008, I was pretty fucked up. I stopped caring too much. But I called her almost everyday. I remember a lot of boring days that I let happen. I remember going to a friends party and having pretty attractive guys hit on me, still with <span style="font-style: italic;">her</span> in mind. If you guys are "close" enough to me and know who she is, you'd understand why <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> was mentioned. I remember going to another friend's house to watch movies on her birthday. I remember her calling me and me hanging up after a few seconds with an "I love you." I significantly remember everyone going <span style="font-style: italic;">Awwww</span>. I completely remember Warped Tour as well. Terrible mistakes and wondrous moments. <br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">On July 18th was when I started my <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-confess.buzznet.com/user/photos/confession-1/?id=40319691&amp;p=4#usersubnav">Confessions</a> gallery. One of the most fun things I've done. I ended it December 18th with 55 confessions. I also remember my second featured photo ever. It was a funny little moment I had with my makeup. So I decided to get all artistic about it. I posted it on August 8th. I don't remember exactly when it got featured though.<br></div><img style="width: 158px; height: 211px;" src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/msg-121995473933.jpg" border="0"><br><div style="text-align: left;">During that time I was always feeling creative, constantly writing and photographing. Building my imagination and creativity to a higher level. I wrote so much crap&nbsp; in the summer. Upsetting, Loving, and Confusing. During the end of the summer, I stopped being so lazy and actually did my Over The Summer English Honors Project. Reading The Girl with a Pearl Earring and All Quiet on the Western Front. I only read one of the books though, but did well on the project. It was this school year that I realized nothing mattered in my life, but my success and happiness. I had to stop being so selfless because whenever I was, I got nothing in return.<br><br>From then, up until now, school has been pretty busy but still great. I feel good about who I'm friends with, who I can see through, and who I dislike. I've been a little nostalgic but I've let that go recently. Because well, shit happens. I make embarrassing mistakes and then, eventually, I forget about them. I can't say a<span id="img65317301"></span>nything else about my school year and the people in it because it's not done yet. But I am feeling pretty good about 2009.<br><br>Now, I must say, somewhere around November 30th I was super happy. I hadn't been on buzznet in like four days or something, and well, if you're off that long, you miss quite a bit of things. Two days before that I became a <a href="http://www.buzznet.com/groups/buzznetoriginals/forum/topics/395401/buzznet-original-11-28-08/">Buzznet Original</a>! =O Meagan, previously Yourbestkeptsecretxz now Justafoolforyou had suggested me and Seb and Falloutfry took over from there. I don't handle compliments <span style="font-style: italic;">that </span>well sometimes. So yeah, with everyone's excitment and compliments I teared up. Haha.<br><br>Now it's time for me to post my favorite photos in my <a href="http://www.buzznet.com/featured/snowjobxblowjob/">featured photos</a> list-thingy.<br><br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('59657941');return false;"><span id="img61241931"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('64666951');return false;"><span id="img63527041"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('63527041');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122757191561.jpg" border="0"></a><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122939426028.jpg" border="0"><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61241931');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122443189905.jpg" border="0"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('58244371');return false;"><span id="img64792771"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('64792771');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122956471752.jpg" border="0"></a><span id="img58244371"><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('58244371');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122073990101.jpg" border="0"></a></span><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61480821');return false;"><span id="img64666951"></span></a><span id="img59657941"><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('59657941');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122248157484.jpg" border="0"></a></span><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('59657941');return false;"><span id="img61241931"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61241931');return false;"><span id="img61480821"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61480821');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122471936787.jpg" border="0"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61480821');return false;"><span id="img63454131"></span></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('63454131');return false;"><img src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/snowjobxblowjob/default/feat-msg-122746725953.jpg" border="0"></a><br><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('59657941');return false;"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61241931');return false;"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61480821');return false;"><span id="img63454131"></span></a></div><br>Thank you to everyone that has ever suggested one of my photos. If you want links to those photos they're all the way belowww. Another thing I'll post up are my stats as of right now, December 30th 2008.<br><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/6/6/2/6/1/9/1/orig-6626191.jpg" border="0"><br>Thank you to everyone that has ever dropped me a note, comment, or message. Anyone that has buzzed or actually became friends with me to <span style="font-style: italic;">be</span> a friend.<br><br></div>Starting on January 1st of 2009. I shall be starting a 365 day project. It's a different kind though, it has to do with my poetry. I have a great passion for writing, some of you already know. Some of  you already have read my poetry. So this is a huge challenge for me.  But it gets me excited already, a poem a day? I mean come on! XD<br>  So anyway, I'm going to be posting old poems and new ones. But only if I know that not a lot of people have read them. I'll try my hardest to actually write a poem a day but that will have to cut into some things and get all hairy. But but but they will only be <i>my original work</i>. I will not, nor do I plan on putting up writing that I don't own. (In the 365 project).<br>  Also, I'm not asking for comments or whatever, that's all on you. But  I'd like to get your criticism once I start it. Because well, it's my  poetry. I started writing five years ago and I've matured immensely but  that doesn't mean I can't improve even more. I'll try my hardest to do this the right way and keep up. We'll see if I can do it!<br><br>Oh, and the title of it will be: <span style="text-decoration: underline;">A Poem a Day Keeps the Ignorance Away</span>. :D<br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">My new years resolution is to keep striving toward things that make me happy and run frantically away from negative things in life.</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Frantically.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">;)</span><br><br>I think now it's time for me to say farewell <span style="font-style: italic;">and</span> bon voyage. <br>I hope that all of the amazing people here on buzznet have a great new year. Only the future can make us greater. (In more ways than one.) I love you all and am thankful for anyone who ever slapped a smile onto my face. Good luck!<br><br><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Goodbye 2008, here I come 2009.</span><br></div><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('59657941');return false;"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61241931');return false;"></a><a href="?dkey=06c5524020ae5c6766cf9aa2dcbba19c#" x="removePic('61480821');return false;"><span id="img64666951"></span></a></div></div></div>  </div>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>2008</category>
		  		  	<category>2009</category>
		  		  	<category>new year</category>
		  		  	<category>snowjobxblowjob</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-12-30T17:51:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[November Fourth, 2008.]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/3336861/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[I should have posted this so much earlier. But I was busy and I mysteriously got sick.<br>But anyway, here we are:<br><br>My sister and I took the train to Irvington Plaza in New York City. We got a little lost but we made it in time. When we got on line to get our tickets, this super hot guy was behind me on the line. I'm like <span style="font-style: italic;">well hello there</span>. Then whatever we get to the crowd. Of course we don't get the spots I wanted because my sister wasn't as enthusiastic about this concert as I was. So we get to be SO LUCKY and stand behind these tall guys with big hair. -_-<br><br>When <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/automatic-loveletter/?id=46491521">Automatic Loveletter </a>comes out I try to take a picture with flash on because there was no other way to take a picture. But the fucking security says "No flash." So I sigh and I'm all like okay yeah whatever. So I try without flash and completely fail. Then I go all attitude and get frustrated and say FUCK THIS. And leave my flash on. It was then, that I realized that the two fuckers that were in front of me were COMPLETE and <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46447141#usersubnav">TOTAL</a> assholes, like...&nbsp; you will see how mad I got when I get to that part.<br><br>I don't like <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/automatic-loveletter/?id=46494801#usersubnav">Automatic Loveletter</a> that much but they're pretty good and <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/automatic-loveletter/?id=46494821">cute.</a> Like, they're so cute! Funny and friendly. The lead singer looks like Ashlee Simpson though. Well, when they get off stage I wait and move a little bit closer because I know that Cute Is What We Aim For is gonna come out. So the stupid fucking ridiculously obnoxious and unattractive girls that were to the left of me get mad. Now, I know that I may seem quite and weak but when my favorite band is about to like FUCKING BE THERE, I break out of that. Anyway, one chick is all like (behind me) saying "She moved, why is she there?" I ignore because HELLO! It's a concert, you snooze you god damn fucking OBVIOUSLY lose. Then her friend taps me, "Hey, were you here before us?"<br>"Yes," I lie.<br>"Oh, well because there seems to be a lot of people here now."<br>"Okay." -_- then I turn around.<br>End of conversation. And my sister's all wtf. Because it was pointless.<br><br>A couple minutes later two girls start arguing with each other behind me and my sister and it's just so *sigh*. In complete honesty, I'll sound super racist if I say what I wanna say. So I'll stay shut. Anyway, one chick was being a normal person and pushing because she wanted to get to the front. And the other girl obviously never went to a concert before because she's all like "Excuse me, are you trying to push me?" I wanted to yell at her and say "OF COURSE! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? IN A FUCKING <span style="font-style: italic;">CHURCH</span>!?" But I didn't. And then I didn't even pay attention until I really heard them yelling obnoxiously childish things at each other. You can tell they were only acting that way because their friends were there. Anyway one called the other white trash and then the other yelled and turned and said "I'M SO EXCITED!" Pointless.<br><br>So Cute Is What We Aim For comes out and then I surprise the girls that were next to me by jumping, screaming, and pushing. XD&nbsp; I know they kinda tried to push me as I jumped but instead I jumped their way. HA, BITCH! So I kinda I guess "inspire" them to jump along with me during songs. So that gets the boys in front of us annoyed. They, being stronger than us, push their ass out and push us back. This gets annoying as fuck and gets me and my sister and the girls angry. We push them back against the banisters. Then when they play The Lock Down Denial, they push the shit out of us and I bang my hands on the dude in front of me. He doesn't get the point. So when he stops, I grab him and shove my knee into him. My knee hit his flat ass. He turns his head slightly, laughs and like gasps a bit, I think. And he doesn't do it anymore. But his asshole friend still does. But luckily to the other girls because he just wasn't in front of me.<br><br>Somewhere in between that stuff someone throws their <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46393791&amp;p=1#usersubnav">bra</a> on stage and they start talking about it. Ha. Then someone threw <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46447801">this thing</a> on stage. Shaant said it was something for pets. I forgot exactly what it was though. So bleh.<br><br>The last song they sang was There's A Class For This. During the William Beckett part, guess who comes out to sing? The <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46447691#usersubnav">dude that was behind me</a> on the line! He's <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46494761#usersubnav">Nick Santino</a> from A Rocket To The Moon, thanks to rockmusicismylife for telling me. ^_^<br>Well yeah, he was so cute. And Shaant was <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/cute-what-we-aim/?id=46494461#usersubnav">hugging him</a> so much and stuff. And then, well... that was it.<br><br>-Oh and when we got out, there was this EXTREMELY unattractive girl flirting with an EXTREMELY unattractive security. See, she wanted to get in back stage. Sheesh, she was doing all the tricks that <span style="font-style: italic;">everyone</span> knows. *shakes head* sadsadsad<br><br>This was not my best review. I bet I seem like a total bitch in this one. Haha. Ah well.<br>Enjoy the pictures. <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-110408.buzznet.com/user/photos/">Click</a>.<br>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>a rocket to the moon</category>
		  		  	<category>automatic loveletter</category>
		  		  	<category>concert</category>
		  		  	<category>cute is what we aim for</category>
		  		  	<category>music</category>
		  		  	<category>rotation</category>
		  		  	<category>shaant</category>
		  		  	<category>snowjobxblowjob</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-11-07T15:17:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Never Ending Deep Confabulation]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/3081891/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Me: The carpet saved my life... but it wouldn't give me a quarter.<br>Cat: That should be a quote.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Well I still love you because when I see you I see rainbows over your head and a super huge smile that's contagious. XD<br>Marisa: haha, my cory always knows how to make me smile=]<br>Me: :)<br>Me: I try, I try<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">David: I hate your one word answers<br>Me: My one word answers complete me.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Ije: I love Nigel, he should come over and have illegal sex with me<br>Me: Yes! And I'll be the photographer!<br>Ije: And they'll be all over the tabloids!<br>Ije: And miley cyrus will get mad that she's not the center of bad publicity anymore<br>Mes: Yeah! Then we'll photoshop a few things and make The Jonas Brothers be in it so then it can be a lie that they wanna be virgins until they get married<br>Ije: and in the corner of the picture you will see there purity rings burning over a fire and jordin sparks screaming that we are all sluts<br>Me: Even though i have no idea who Jordin sparks is... YEAHH!!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Cat: Oh my god, the floors so sticky.<br>Me: Really? *looks under table* it is?<br>Cat: *smirks* I just came.<br>Me &amp; Cat: bursts out laughing<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Because I wanna go to another concert of theirs. If I do it'll be my third time going to one of theirs. And if I do go for a third time I will kidnap you. Lock you in a suit case with little or no food supply and then we will get to the concert and I will then and only then set you free<br>Marisa: fuck yeah!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Aimee: Marisa you owe me!<br>Me: *whispers* Ask her for a sexual favor.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Why does my head still hurt?<br>Dad: Maybe you're growing horns?<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: You have to buy cool pants like mine.<br>David: My mom's gonna think I'm gay!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Ije: -smiles with eyes-<br>Me: Puts on a plain tank top and jeans and high heal shoes<br>Me: 'cause that's how models dress<br>Ije: Hahaaaa.<br>Ije: Dyes hair blonde, cuase it makes me look "edgy"<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Philip: Cory, hate is a strong word.<br>Me: And I hate you.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Excuse me while I go overdose on Advil.<br>Dad: Yeah, you go do that.<br>Me: *comes back five minutes later* I think five did the trick.<br>Dad: Oh well, I would've taken nine. Just to be sure.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1919211/more-more-more-deep-confabulation/">Yowza</a><br><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1704921/even-more-deep-confabulation-part/">Wowzerz</a><br><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1561231/">ZOMG</a><br><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1473301/">Zombiez!</a><br></div>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>aim</category>
		  		  	<category>confabulation</category>
		  		  	<category>conversations</category>
		  		  	<category>snowjobxblowjob</category>
		  		  	<category>talking</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-09-27T19:25:25Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Warped Tour July 26 2008!]]></title>
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	      <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-style: italic;">Ow, ow, ow. I still hurt all over.</span><br><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you wanna know how Warped Tour went on July 26th 2008, read all this!</span><br>(<span style="text-decoration: underline;">The orange words have links so look at those.</span>)<br><div style="text-align: left;"><br>Okay, let's get started? First we arrived around 11:40 and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mayday Parade</span> was already playing. Which was odd because the ticket said that the thing started at 12:00. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Fucking liars</span>. My friend, Ije wanted to see them! But it was too late. Then while we were walking forward to get the schedule, I saw this guy holding up a sign that said <span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">Just Surrender 2:45</span>. So I'm all "<span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah, </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Surrender</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> 2:45 okay, okay.</span>" So he comes over and smiles with us and fans us. So I'm thinking "<span style="font-style: italic;">Who is this dude, he has nice eyes and he's too familiar.</span>" We chat a little and then I tell him that I'll be there OF COURSE. Then when we go to the schedule thing it hits me... "<span style="font-style: italic;">He's the drummer</span>!!" So yeah, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Steve Miller</span>, <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/just-surrender/?id=40949901&amp;p=4#usersubnav">the drummer</a> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Surrender</span> came up to me and wasted his precious time fanning my friend and I and I didn't even know who he was. Smart aren't I? Well you can't blame me because I'm not all Teenie over them, I love their music way more.<br><br>So anyway after we got the <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/line-up/?id=40908571">schedule thing</a>, my sister and her friends split up with Ije and I and we ran to go see <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Academy Is</span>. I'll be completely honest right now. I always though <span style="font-weight: bold;">William Beckett</span> was cute. When he cut his hair he was a bit cuter. But in person... <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/the-academy-is/?id=40953501"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">HE'S GORGEOUS</span></a>! Like, <span style="font-style: italic;">whoa</span>. I wasn't in the front for them but I was in a pretty good spot and got some <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/william-beckett/?id=40953621#usersubnav">great pics</a>. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Travis</span> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">We The Kings</span> sang with them for a little while too. So they're awesome live and their crowd was pretty fine.<br><br>Then Ije and I started walking to get to <span style="font-weight: bold;">From First To Last</span>, where my sister was. Then I saw <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gabe Saporta</span> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cobra Starship</span>, I asked him for a picture but he said "<span style="font-style: italic;">You gotta walk</span>." I thought that was impossible so I just left. *shrugs* Plus, dude, he was in a complete rush. I got a picture of his back though. Psh, I'm <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/oh-goshhh/?id=40949231&amp;p=4#usersubnav">so hardcore</a>. But anyway then I realized that if I saw <span style="font-weight: bold;">From First To Last</span> I'd have to miss <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Surrender</span>. So I just said fuck that and went to Just Surrender's stage where <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Human Abstract</span> was playing. But we got bored and sat by the gates instead. On the other side of the gate <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oli Sykes</span>, of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bring Me The Horizon</span>, past by and I was all "<span style="font-style: italic;">oh, soft gasp.</span>" I don't like his band, but he's kinda cute. We met up with another friend of mine, Ashleigh. It was her first concert at all. So it was cool. Then the drummer of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Surrender</span> came out again and it kind of slipped my mind that I should have asked for a picture. <span style="font-weight: bold;">-_-</span><br><br>When <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Human Abstract</span> was ending Ije and I raced to the stage and got great spots, at the front, with the gate. I was super excited to see them. If you haven't heard of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Just Surrender</span> I seriously insist on you fucking checking them out. They're totally awesome. Anyway, there are negatives and positives about being in the very front at Warped Tour. Positives are <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/just-surrender/?id=40951161&amp;p=2#usersubnav">great pictures</a> and great view. Negatives are loss of hearing and crowd surfers landing on you. I felt so bad for Ije. It was her first Warped Tour and she never got kicked in the head before. She got hurt way more than me too. Sorry, Ije! Ily for pulling through! Oh, and sorry about your nose!<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span> </span></span>Anyway, there were times that the guys would sound like Alvin and the chipmunks but hey, I enjoyed myself. So when they ended I got a picture with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Jason</span>, the lead singer, and his sweaty self. He's much cuter in person too. And when I said thank you he said "<a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/?p=3#usersubnav"><span style="font-style: italic;">No, thank you.</span></a>" I squealed in my head.<br><br>After them Ije and I were tired and we couldn't hear correctly. (My ears are still ringing and it's the day after.) We waited a bit to see if we saw my sister in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Alesana </span>crowd but we didn't want to wait around so we went to buy some shades. We both got awesome <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">green</span> ones. I lover mine for the remind me of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ryan Ross</span>... yeah, uh, anyway... we waited around some more but then we decided to go look at t-shirts. Ije bought a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mayday Parade</span> shirt to make up for not seeing them. I bought nothing. Then we went to go wait at the stage that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cobra Starship</span> was going to play at. <span style="font-weight: bold;">All That Remains</span> was playing and we sat around for a bit until Ije was pulling me to get into the crowd.We got okay spots until the band came out... then we were being pushed all around. I mean seriously it was ridiculous. I only got <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/cobra-starship/?id=40949261&amp;p=4#usersubnav">one picture</a> and two videos. I was scared for my life in that one. There were more than like five times that about ten people fell all together in the crowd. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gabe</span> actually told the crowd to calm the fuck down, well he didn't curse. He told us to take a deep breath. Then he sang another song and it seemed like no one calmed down at all. Then one of the guys, I couldn't fucking see who, said "<span style="font-style: italic;">Long Island, now I know why they call you Strong Island.</span>" They call Long Island, Strong Island sometimes. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Travis</span> from <span style="font-weight: bold;">Gym Class Heroes</span> came out when they sang <span style="font-weight: bold;">Snakes On A Plane</span>. He was a bit drunk. Oh, and remember when last year in my Warped Tour '07 blog, I told you guys that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Paramore</span> was the <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/767711/">worst crowd</a> ever? Yeah well <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cobra</span>'s crowd was twenty times worse. Way more sweat was exchanged, I stole a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cute Is What We Aim For</span> sticker, hair was pulled, everyone was kicking, my pants were being pulled, and I threw paperclips at the chick in front of me... yeah, I'm so hxc. Lmfao, when she saw what got thrown at her, her face was <span style="text-decoration: underline;">priceless</span>.<br><br>Everything hurt after <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cobra Starship</span>. Ije and I walked to the stage that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ludo</span> was gonna play at. I was super excited for them too! So, awesomely, the crowd was small. So Ije and I got good spots, although we weren't in the front. When <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ludo </span>came out and sang the first song, which was <span style="font-weight: bold;">Go Getter Greg</span>, it was me and a couple girls behind me that were going crazy. There were probably others but not around us at least. It was a boring crowd, but that's good. Because there's more room to be in. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ludo</span>'s lead singer, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Andrew Volpe</span>, is fucking <span style="font-style: italic;">weird</span>. Like, there's something in his head, <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/ludo/?id=40951291&amp;p=2#usersubnav">the poor guy</a>. But you know something? I don't give a fuck! Because he's amazingly awesome! I mean I act the way he does on stage sometimes. It's all just random excitement. Anyway after they played he said he was leading an <span style="font-style: italic;">Idiot's and Asshole's Parade</span>. I was like fuck yeah! So Ije and I ran to follow him. I was like beside him <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/assholes-idiots-parade/?id=40953181#usersubnav">almost</a> the entire time. I kept pulling Ije with me to run to the front with him. I took a video of him for a while too and got pictures. He lead us to his tent. Andrew's so cool. I got a picture with him too. I look really tired in the picture. But I love it anyway.<a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/andrew-and-i/?id=40953241#usersubnav"> It's cute</a>.<br><br>So then Ije and I bought $5 water. Goshh. Then we slowly walked around waiting until it was time to go see <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anberlin</span>. But we ran into this tent where this cute guy was. She actually mistook the tent for something else but he told us to come over and listen to his band so of course we did. When we were listening he held up signs that said stuff, it was funny. It had a great sound so when it was over I told him that I would but I didn't have enough money. But he told us that since I had five dollars and that she had five dollars we could buy one and share it. So we chatted about his shirt and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Blink 182</span> and free water. And I asked his name. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Hiona</span>, pronounced Yauna. He had the <span style="text-decoration: underline;">cutest accent</span>. Oh, he and his band are from New Zealand, btw. Well anyway he signed the cd and we took pictures with him and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ken</span>. <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/all-left-out/?id=40951231&amp;p=2#usersubnav">It's another cute pic</a>. By the way, the band's called <span style="font-weight: bold;">All Left Out</span>. After that we walked around for a bit.<br><br>We reached the stage that <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anberlin</span> was going to play at and <span style="font-weight: bold;">Reel Big Fish</span> was preforming. Apparently, they are the masters of music styles. Haha. Ije started dancing to them really randomly because they covered a song that she loves. So she was dancing beside the crowd and I started cracking up. Then when they were over Ije pulled me in and we got to the front where <a href="http://snowjobxblowjob-warpedtour08.buzznet.com/user/photos/anberlin/?id=40949041&amp;p=4#usersubnav">the gates were</a>. She went insane for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anberlin</span>. I even got a video of her going insane. Teehee. I only knew one and a half songs that they sang there. She had a moment with the lead singer too. He pointed at her while she pointed at him, she squealed. Hahaha. Their crowd was boring too. But remember, it's not a bad thing. It just means you get to be a little more crazier.<br><br>After <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anberlin</span> we went to search around for my sister. I met up, or more like kinda bumped into, another friend of mine, Yaritza, and pointed her in the direction of <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bring Me The Horizon</span>. Then we found <span style="font-weight: bold;">Say Anything</span> and sat behind their crowd. We looked at all our pictures and squealed a bit. Then we went inside the crowd for a little bit for <span style="font-weight: bold;">Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too</span>. I got an okay video of the ending. But I was pretty far so it's probably not the best.<br><br>Then we met up with my sister. Well I kinda shoved her and she got really mad because she thought I was some stranger. Anyway, I finally met up with my sister and her friends and we waited and sat behind <span style="font-weight: bold;">Katy Perry</span>'s crowd. And while we waited I saw that skank <span style="font-weight: bold;">Matthew Lush</span>. I didn't bother going up to him. But then I regretted it because if I asked for a picture I would've totally moved my hand the same way he moved it in that video of his...*coughcough*. I just would've liked to put an effort into trying to embarrassing him. So anyway, my sister, Ije and I went into <span style="font-weight: bold;">Katy Perry</span>'s crowd for a few pictures but some asshole's hair kept getting in the way so it didn't work out so well. Plus <span style="font-weight: bold;">Katy</span> sucks live. So we went out of the crowd to find my sister's friends. We waited by a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ludo</span> van and I took a picture of it. Teehee.<br><br>Then eventually we left early. About an hour earlier than it ended. And while we were walking to where my sister's friend's Dad was some guy yelled for me to show him my bewbs. I didn't turn to look at him, I just said "<span style="font-style: italic;">Ew.</span>" But hey, I didn't trip once this year! Woo!<br><br style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">If you've read all of this, you must comment, my love, you must.</span><br><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-07-28T11:32:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[MORE MORE MORE! DEEP CONFABULATION!!]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1919211/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Ije: elevens are for porn stars. the very famous porn stars.<br>Me: The ones that use the male enhancement pills<br>Ije: lmaooo<br>Ije: like ill believe you if you say eight at most<br>Ije: any higher then that and i want proof.<br>Ije: well no.. not proof..<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>Me: He's totally not a Matthew Lusherrrr<br>Me: That's my new name for "big dick"<br>Me: hehaw!<br>Ije: lmfaooo hehaw!<br>Ije: yes, he is not a matthew lusher.<br>Me: I bet Brendon and his anal fantasies is a matthew lusherr, dude I'd pay good moneyto see them (and ryan) have that SEX TAPE<br>Me: id give up my pinkie toe<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: But hey, tears now, orgys later <br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Crystal:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span>See ya cockahlater<br><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Me:</span> see ya later fantabulous one<hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Me: I wanna just pinch his fucking cheeks</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Me: Ass and face</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ije: and nipples!!!!!!!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Me: lmao!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Me: AND HIS HUGE BULGE</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Ije: GODDD!</span><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">David: Hey Cory, Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?<br>Me: What kind of disgusting thing is that now?<br>David: Have you?<br>Me: No<br>David: *pulls out pants pockets* You want to?<br>Me: Don't talk to me.<br>David: What? I was just kidding!<br>Me: No. There's a certaint line... and you crossed it. You should appriciate that I even talk to you!<br>David: I do! I really do.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Cat: best thing in the world<br>Me: Chocolate milk or diareah?<br>Cat: omg diahrea is chocolate milk!<br>Cat: shh!!<br>Me: Oh I should've known<br>Cat: yesh<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Heller!<br>Ije<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"></span>: Kellen!!!<br>Me: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">lmfao</span><br>Me: That's how I say hi! Not <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Hellen</span> Keller. Dude.<br>Me: <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Hahahahahahaha</span><br>Ije<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"></span>: I <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">knooowww</span>. But I looked like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Hellen</span>. So I Kellen..? I meant Keller.<br>Me: HEY!<br>Me: I don't understand a word you just said!<br>Me: BUT THAT'S OKAY! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">XD<br></span><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Martin: *while taking a pic with his friend* Stop touching me!<br>Me: *to Martin* What, are you into incest now?<br>Martin: Huh? What's that?<br>Me: When you're into your sibling.<br>Martin: He's not my brother.<br>Me: Oh.<br>Martin: But if he was I would be.<br>Me: Ah! And you say you're not gay?!<br>Martin: I'm kidding!<br><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2008-03-01T10:31:05Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[EVEN MORE DEEP CONFABULATION! [Part 3]]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1704921/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Me: *picks up dead praying mantis with a card off the front steps and brings it inside the house*<br>Me: Ma, don't get scared.<br>Mom: What?<br>Me: But what is this? It's a bug.<br>Mom: Why did you bring that back in here?! After I threw it outside, you bring it back in?!<br>Me: Oh! You threw it out. I didn't know that!<br>Mom: Throw it out!<br>Me:*drops by accident* AH! Now I can't pick it up! Eeeeeee!<br>Mom: Watch it for Billy!<br>Me: Billy GOO!!!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Ije: Wow Cory, you can get sexual too?<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Elizabeth: *splashes some water on short kid next to me*<br>Me: What the fuck! You wet me!<br>Elizabeth: Oh, I'm sorry.<br>Troy: Did she just curse? That's a first. Oh and she looks pissed too.<br>Jonathan: I never heard Cory curse, wow. That scared me.<br>Me:-_- *not a big deal*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Kevin: Hi Daddy.<br>Me:0_o<br>Kevin: ... yeah nevermind...<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Why aren't you wearing pants?!<br>Marissa: I am wearing pants...<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Diana: I know it's early but will you be my valentine?<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Jackie <span class="correction" id="">M</span>: Marissa said the baby's father is Casper the Friendly Ghost.<br>Me: But that means that there was transparent cum inside her.<br>Diana: <span class="correction" id="">Haha</span> transparent.<br>Jackie: Cum. What's cum? What's cum?!<br>Me &amp; <span class="correction" id="">Dyamond</span>: Oh my god, Jackie!<br>Jackie: Ooh, yeah! I remember. CU<span class="correction" id="">M</span>!!!<br>Me: D<span class="correction" id="">o</span> you hav<span class="correction" id="">e</span> to say it that loud?!<br><span class="correction" id="">Dyamond</span>: <span class="correction" id="">Hahahah</span> SPER<span class="correction" id="">M</span>!!!<br>Me: <i>Shut up</i>!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: I fathered a lady's child.<br>Alana: *nods* Yeah, sounds fun.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span class="correction" id="">Tiana</span>: N<span class="correction" id="">o</span> let me write it because I like t<span class="correction" id="">o</span> write.<br>Me: *low voice* Not as much as me.<br><span class="correction" id="">Tiana</span>: O_<span class="correction" id="">o</span> *laughs*<br>Me: *laughs* But I d<span class="correction" id="">o</span> like t<span class="correction" id="">o</span> write.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span class="correction" id="">Shaniece</span> (Little Sister): Those girls not pregnant.<br>Me: What does that mean, pregnant?<br><span class="correction" id="">Shaniece</span>: when you, know, my teacher, when teachers have a baby in their stomach.<br>Me: Where did it come from?<br><span class="correction" id="">Shaniece</span>: You know the doctor take it out in the doctors.<br>Me: N<span class="correction" id="">o</span> but how did the baby get in the stomach?<br><span class="correction" id="">Shaniece</span>: Because<span class="correction" id=""> </span>people eat food.<br>Me: Are you <span class="correction" id="">gonna</span> have a baby?<br><span class="correction" id="">Shaniece</span>: <span class="correction" id="">When</span> I be big.<br>Me: How are you <span class="correction" id="">gonna</span> get it in your stomach?<br>Shaniece: I eat a lot of food.<br>Me: What kind of food do you have to eat?<br>Shaniece: You need <span class="correction" id="">vegetables</span>. <br>Me: So you eat vegetables and you make a baby in your stomach?<br>Shaniece: Yeah.<br>Me: Oh. I didn't know that.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Christian: This class makes me hungry.<br>Philip: This class makes me want to commit suicide.<br>Me &amp; Christian: *laughs*<br>Philip: If I had a rope, you'd see me hanging from the projector.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Danny: Have you ever heard a punch echo?<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Myles: I like big butts and I cannot lie!<br>Me: *laughs*<br>Danny: You gay.<br>Myles: I like big DICKS and I cannot lie!<br>Danny: -_-<br>Me: *laughs harder*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Math Teacher: If I had a class full of Corys I'd be fine.<br>Me: *chuckles*<br>Teacher: But everyone would have to have a different color hair.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: I wish my homework was lonely and horny so it could do itself.<br>Dyamond: *laughs* Nerd.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">David: Hey Cory, if I were a door knob would you give me a turn?<br>Me: Sure.<br>David: If you were Michael Jackson would you touch me?<br>Me: *almost dies of laughter*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Ije: Does your feet hurt cause you've been walking through my mind all day.<br>Me: Heehee. Baby, I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can MAKE YOUR BEDROCK!<br>Ije: Omg. Lmfao. Can't top that.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Oatmeal cookies will rule the world one day<br>Dyamond: Yeah! They're gonna grow feet and start walking!<br>
Dyamond: Like weeee!!<br>
Dyamond: WE HAVING FUN!<br>Me: lmao<br>Dyamond: LOL<br>Dyamond: It's true..could eventually happen <span style="font-weight: bold;">EVENTUALLY</span>!<br>Dyamond: =]<br>Me: I will so make out with an oatmeal cookie<br>Dyamond: LMFAOO But What if he doesn't know how to kiss and he licks your cheek? =[<br>
Me: That's okay, I'll lick his back! XD<br>Dyamond: LMFAO!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Dyamond: *sees random shorts hanging on a pole in the gym* DIANA! Look you left your pants here!<br>
Diana: *squints*<br>
Me: No, those aren't hers. She left her pants at MY house.<br>
Diana: Oh... yeah... After last night!<br>Me: She snuck out her house for me! Snnnneakyyyy!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Donna: How tall is your girlfriend?<br>Mike: Ten feet.<br>Jonathan: WHAT THE FUCK?!<br>Everyone: *laughs*<br>Mike: I meant like ten inches taller than me.<br>Donna: Wow! Ten feet! How do you kiss her?<br>Elizabeth out of no where: * looks up and stretches her lips to kiss an imaginary giant*<br>Me: What the hell?<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: His girlfriend can't be 1oft. Ten feet? He's like an inch!<br>Donna: *laughs* She could be like saying 'Omigod! Where's my boyfriend? I can't see him! Mike where are you?'<br>Me: Then she steps on him?!<br>Me &amp; Donna: *cries of laughter*<br>Jonathan: That's fucked up.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: *to Donna* I think you're the smartest person in the world.<br>Donna: Really? *grins* Thank you!<br>Jonathan: I hope you know she's just saying that to make you feel better.<br>Me: No I'm not! How would you know?!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: She give me the eyes!<br>Ije: What do you mean?<br>Me: The "I want in your pants" eyes! Seriously!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Math Teacher: 'ey Purple.<br>Me: I didn't do the homework.<br>Teacher: You're disapointing me. Do you wanna go sit over there with Marcela?<br>Me: No.<br>Teacher: Everyone who doesn't do their homework is gonna sit over there and I'm gonna make hats so they could wear it.<br>Me: *wtf* *chuckles*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Dad: Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other,
does this taste funny to you? *laughs like it's his last laugh*<br>
Me: *... pretty much does the same*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><div style="text-align: right;">Previous Confabulations:<br><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1561231/">Wee!</a><br><a href="http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1473301/">Yay!</a><br>


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	      <dc:date>2008-01-22T17:49:10Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[I love this website.]]></title>
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	      <description><![CDATA[http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/<br><br>Though it's not worthy enough to be put in my "links" it's still very helpful to me.<br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2007-12-29T18:55:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[SOME MORE... deep confabulation. [Part 2]]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1561231/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[Ije: Lol, this dude keeps staring at me.<br>Me: That's how it all starts.<br>Ije: And the black person always goes first. Thanks for starting my horror movie, Cory.<br>Me: Lmao.<br> <hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">China: Toast!<br> Me: Uh........ bread!<br> China: *laughs* huh?<br> Me: ... did you say it randomly or not?<br> China: Well yeah...<br> *few minutes later*<br> China: Penguins!<br> Me: Apples!<br> China: Ooooh! Ohhhh!<br> Me: What?<br> China: I want apples.<br> </font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me: They will be wild?! Yes!!<br>Ije: I know! Wild potato children! That's all I ever wanted.<br>Me: Lmao<br></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ije: dooooood! buon giorno!<br>Me: simba!!<br>Ije: hakuna matata?<br>Me: Fur shurrrr<br>Ije: oh yeshhh<br>Me: Honestly, Idk what you said at first so I just said that...<br>Ije: lmaoo. i said good day in italian.<br>Me: Oh<br>Me: Okay<br>Me: That'll be useful in cory day<br>Ije: cory day?<br>Me: Yes my average day<br>Me: Your average day is Ijeamaka day(s)<br> </font><hr size="2" width="100%">A boy in my art class... Jonathan?: Do Zombies ever take a shit? When they eat brains or something where does it all go? What happens? When you shoot them in the stomach does it like pour out?<br>Me:Why are you talking about that?<br>Jonanthan: ... I don't know...<br>Me: Don't they like... throw up... acid vomit?<br>Jonathan: I dunno. Probably.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Diana: Cory, I'll be your friend. *squints*<br>Me: *smirks* With <span style="font-style: italic;">benefits</span>...<br>Marissa: Ohh, ohh! Cory I'll be your friend!<br>Me: With benefits?<br>Marissa: What's that?<br>Me: You're so small and short... and young. Jackie teach her!<br>Jackie M: Come on Marissa!<br>***Later in the day***<br>Marissa: No, Cory. I don't wanna be your friend with benefits. Jackie told me what it is. No.<br>Me: Darn.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me: Oh! I hope it's not bad that I totally forgot I was talking to you.<br>Me: I tend to do that.<br>Me: -_-<br>Jackie: xD Tis ok<br>Jackie: =]<br>Me: Okay. So how was your daay?<br>Jackie: Pretty amazingg.<br>Jackie: I madethe Brentwood Radio =]<br>Jackie: What did you do today?<br>Me: What do you mean 'made' it? Did you actually make it or go on it? My day was pretty high for once<br>Jackie: I got on it =] I recoreded a holiday creetingg =]<br> Jackie: Anything amazing happen?<br>Me: Not amazing <br>Jackie: but Gangster?<br>Me: haha, my days are always that<br>Me: lmao<br>Jackie: Uber steller.<br>Me: I'm an O.G though, and proud. <br></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Lmao. That's it. We are the purple pimps.<br>Ije: That's One sexy title. I shall wear it proudly.<br>Me: I should make name tags.<br>Ije: Lmao. Hello i am... A purple pimp.<br>Me: Rolls off the tounge. Catchy too.<br>Ije: An extraordinary saying for the ages. That hopefully no one in the school will catch onto and abuse.<font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br> </font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me:What is rice made out of?<br> Dad: Stuff<br> Me: Who are you?<br> Dad: Avacado<br> </font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Me:My potato is cold. It's making my hands cold. *I had a potato in my pocket at the mall*<br> Vanessa(sis):...-_-<br> Me:Wanna touch it? Wanna touch my potato?<br> Vanessa:NO!<br> Me: Daddy! Nessa's harrassing me, telling me to touch her so called potato!<br> Dad: -_-<br> Vanessa: No, what the hell? I don't even know what she's doing with a stupid potato in her pocket!<br>Me: I was writing on it for christmas!</font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><hr size="2" width="100%"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Vanessa(sis):I remember yesterday...*I wasn't listening*<br> Me: I remember yesterday I was thinking about my potato.</font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br> </font><hr size="2" width="100%">Tv: ... Body fat is very unattractive...<br>Me: How could you say that?!... Worst commercial ever... The more weight, the more lovin'!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Vikki: first word that comes to mind when i say pete wentz is...?<br>Me: ... nothing... just the color red....<br>Vikki: lolll. youre the only person who hasnt said p33n :| hah.<br>Me: lol<br>Me: So has anyone said "One-eyed Cross dressing prostitute holding a <span style="font-style: italic;">picture</span>&nbsp; of Pete Wentz"?<br>Vikki: o_o no.<br>Me: Ha, so I will crown myself as first.<br>Vikki: rofl.<br></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Tiana: Cory! Come!<br>Me: Cum?<br>Tiana: Yes, come.<br>Me: Ew!<br>Tiana's friend: *laughs*<br>Tiana: Oh my god, you guys are so perverted.<br>Me: Well... it's your fault. You know it has two meanings.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Vanessa(sis): Move, lemme get on the computer.<br>Me: *turns on pc* Wait let me just ex out my gay porn.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: I have a magic power... I can secretly turn on a gay guys. *shrugs* Specific ones. <br><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>Ije: I'm not even going to ask why you have a sexy maid's outfit in your closet.<br>Me: It's in the name, Ije.<br>Me: I have it because it's sexy.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Mom*She spoke all of this in spanish*: He's mine.<br>Me: No Ma, he's too young for you. *We were speaking of Brendon Urie*<br>Mom: He come's here when you're at school.<br>Me: 0_o... okay... he's still too young for you.<br>Mom: That's okay! I'll breast feed him!<br>Me: EWW!!!! *almost dies of laughter*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Vanessa(sis): You're so mean.<br>Me: Nessa, you don't know. When something is meant to be sweet. I like to mess it up. It's like a weird habbit of mine. I like awkward moments... sometimes.<br>Vanessa: -_-<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Mom*to Dad*: Who are you texting?<br>Me: HIS BOYFRIEND!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oh and enjoy this:</span><img style="font-weight: bold;" src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/1/9/1/2/7/1/1/orig-1912711.jpg" border="0"><br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:date>2007-12-28T19:34:42Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Some Confabulation.]]></title>
	      <link>http://snowjobxblowjob.buzznet.com/user/journal/1473301/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;">These are some important conversations that I have with people:<br><br></span><font size="2">          <p>Ije: i want the shape shifter power<br>Ije: thats so cooooolll<br>Ije: i wanna be a model<br>Ije: noo..<br>Ije: i wanna be a HORSE!!!!<br>Me: NO! You could be Brendon's CLOTHES!<br>Ije: OMMMMGGGGGG<br>Me: I'm right I know<br>Ije: you are a genius<br>Me: I know. I know. Lmao.<br>Ije: lmaoooo</p></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">  <font size="2">       <p>Me: http://buzznet-23.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users16/brendonuriesjoy/default/Hayley_on_the_set_of_Miz_Biz--large-msg-118801391145.jpg ... I'd probably do her<br>Ije: haha hard?<br>Me: lmfao<br>Me: Sure.<br>Me: But only if you watch<br>Ije: ohhh kinky<br>Ije: lmaooo<br>Me: lmfao</p></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font size="2">              <p>Me: So if I came to your house one night and shook you and started yelling "LOOK IT'S BRENDON NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!" That'd be a cruel joke?<br>Ije: id murder you<br>Ije: lmaooo<br>Me: Hahaha<br>Ije: unless he was really there<br>Me: Yay!<br>Ije: but we all know thats never going to happen<br>Ije: lmaooo<br>Me: Haha, if it did...<br>Me: no comments<br>Ije: id love you<br>Ije: lmaooooo<br>Me: We'd devour him...<br>Ije: i know<br>Ije: god he'd never be the same after it</p></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Genesis: do u believe in that funky power?<br>Me: Totally.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Pubic lice?<br>China: What?!<br>Me: Pubic lice?<br>China: *laughs* what is that?!<br>Me: It's crabs!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Is this your straw?<br>Vanessa(sis): Uh-huh<br>Me:Oh well I'm gonna use it... *face of disgust* ewww.<br>Dad: Nasty.<br>Me: I'm gonna get pubic lice...<br>Dad: *almost dies of laughter*<br>Vanessa: You can't get it that way!<br>Dad: *still laughing*<br>Me: I know.<br>Dad: What is that?<br>Me: *whispers* It's crabs!<br>Vanessa: -_-<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Me and Ijeamaka were talking about gay sex yesterday.<br>Diana: And how did that go?<br>Me: It was fine... funny.<br>Diana: -_-<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Tv: Touch the screen.<br>Me: *wtf-stares*<br>Tv:Don't be scared<br>Me:*turns off the tv and walks away*<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Some Random Dude:  Well thank you very much. You've succeeded in giving me a boner that could choke a donkey.<br>Me: -_-.................................<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;"><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Random Guy: wow... um... average dick size is like 6 right?<br>Me: yes<br>Random Guy: wow... i guess i am "more then average."<br>Me: did u just measure it?<br>Random Guy: mhmm<br>Me: lol<br>Random Guy: and... i've gotta be honest... i was suprised<br>Me: how long then?<br>Random Guy: 11<br>Me: *FUCKING LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!* -_-<br></font><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Dad: The loogie smelled like pickles and milk.<br>Me: *remembers the insider and cracks up*<br>Vanessa(sis):-_- Ew.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Ije: i've been avoiding aim<br>Me: why?<br>Ije: uhm... it has leper?<br>Me: wtf?! How can technology have that?<br>Me: My aim has pubic lice...<br>Ije: and that is more possible?<br>Ije: pshhh.<br>Me: Cheyeah, it's in the mouse and they're crawling on my fingers<br>Ije: i never knew the mouse was a computers genitals.<br>Me: Oh, there's a lot you don't know about my computer..... <br>Ije: i bet theres was a really big word for the little sex kink im sensing here right now<br>Me: Computeralityismness<br>Me: Didn't ya know?<br>Ije: m sorry, no. i havent been searching up my new funky fresh words lately<br>Me: lmao<br>Me: Funky Fresh... that's LYK3 SO OMIGOSH GROOOOVY<br>Ije: like totaaly peace love and weed dude. lets make unprotected love, not war.<br>Me: Like Ryan Ross...<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: I heard Amie's name on the announcements, what'd she do?<br>Marissa: Yeah she got called down because she stole a shoe.<br>Me: What the hell?<br>Marissa: Yep.<br>Me: And not just a pair of shoes! One shoe!<br>Marissa: *laughs* Yes, she is a shoe stealer. If you're missing a shoe ask Amie for it.<br>Me: The left shoe to be exact.<br>Marissa: OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY OTHER SHOE?!<br>Me: Amie!!!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Me: Marissa! You're so fucking short but so fucking loud!<br>Marissa: Well you shut the fuck up before I slap you!<br>Me: Like you could reach!<br>Marissa:*laughs* Okay, I award you Comeback Queen.<br>Me: Thank you.<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">
Me: Oh no! I broke the sucker! No more blow jobs!<br><hr style="width: 100%; height: 2px;">Dyamond: Stop talking! You're distracting!<br>Me: Fine!<br>Dyamond: So what were you saying?<br>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>snowjobxblowjob</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-12-13T16:26:00Z</dc:date>
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